Randall announced his what if? To figure out how big Bernard Le Mehaute and Shen Wang. "Apart from the fact that this might not even alter the storm, this approach neglects the problem that the released radioactive fallout would fairly quickly move with the tradewinds to affect land areas and cause devastating environmental problems," the page states. There's just too much of a chance that the unknown could happen and result in an epic, deadly disaster. The final six articles in this period were released on four different week days, only two of them with one week apart. it just under the surface. Not even mad scientists, but respected ones. Once we figure out how to almost break the laws of physics, we might be able to stop hurricanes. Enough soda to cover Earth with ten layers of cans. If the Hubble telescope were aimed at the Earth, how detailed would the images be? It turns out that if the waves are very large, they break Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. novel weapon systems, all of which looked like theyd be possible in the "The short answer is 'no,'" Hugh Willoughby, a professor and hurricane researcher at Florida International University and total buzzkill, told Florida Today. ", "You could hear a gnat fart in that meeting," the source told Axios. Later he released a different countdown with comic 2636: What If? He liked these questions so much that he started up What If. At least two comics coming out right after this was referencing this article. After this less orderly period there came a period of 10 weeks in a row with 10 releases starting on January 1, 2015. (In other words, how long could we chuck nukes at hurricanes until our nuclear arsenal ran out?). How much damage would a hail storm with size 5 soccer ball sized hail do? "People were astonished. In most cases this tends to heat the bowl or plate more than the food. This page was last edited on 11 January 2023, at 02:47. 'My friend and I were arguing about what would happen if a bullet got struck by lightning, and we agreed that you should resolve it . How many molecules of the ink would be used? I bike to class sometimes. }}, xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 31 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS, https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/upcoming_hurricanes.png, Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. The No underwater test has involved bombs anywhere near that size, nor depths anywhere near that deep. How big of a lawn would you have to have so that when you finished mowing you'd need to start over because the grass has grown? How great would all of these things be? of 200-300 miles inland, whichever limit is reached first.. If the energy released in a tropical disturbance were only 10% of that released in a hurricane, it's still a lot of power, so the hurricane police would need to dim the whole world's lights many times a year. James P. Kossin, a researcher with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration who was part of the study, says flat out, "We're making these storms more deleterious." What a great splish-splash that would be! When completed, six small reactors to be built in Idaho could be powering homes in Southern Utah by 2030. Business, Economics, and Finance. She is planning to attach a number of helium balloons to a chair, which in turn would be tethered by means of a rope to a Ferrari. And since I am already feeling like Bilbo in this one, is there anything else in my pocket that would have unexpected amounts of stored energy? They are destructive but also relatively contained and short-lived, making them perfect for scientists to try to mess with. If our Twitter timelines (tweets by the people we follow) actually extended off the screen in both directions, how tall would they be? In the memo, one of the eight ideas Freeman discusses is the use of What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light? No, not even if we change the requirements to just the passengers staying alive. Possibly the Apollo Astronauts but they definitely weren't lonely. If one randomly chosen extra person were to die each second somewhere on Earth, what impact would it have on the world population? What if people's incomes appeared around them as cash in real time? the continental shelf. What would happen if you were to gather a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place? expand into a bubble 70 miles across. 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions was released on September 13. 65-million-year-old Chicxulub impact sitethis Chris Landsea, science and operations officer at the National Hurricane Center wrote (via Live Science), "About 80 of these disturbances form every year in the Atlantic basin, but only about 5 become hurricanes in a typical year. Is it possible for a spacecraft to control its reentry in such a way that it avoids the atmospheric compression and thus would not require the expensive (and relatively fragile) heat shield on the outside? Hurricane Florence battered the US East Coast last year. August 26, 2019. Partway down the side of that skyscraper there's a flagpole sticking out, sans flag! The others not so much. From the very edge of the atmosphere and even then it might not be fully cooked. Would you freeze or suffocate first? Usually the center but not always and usually rice, but often it will be a small section of meat. (a 2000 VW Jetta TDI). During the first presidential debate, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden claimed that Republican President Donald Trump once considered detonating a nuclear device inside of a hurricane to stop it. There's not really any question anymore: This is happening because the planet is getting warmer, and the planet is getting warmer because of humans. And we could make it not deadly, somehow? The report, published in 1996, And that's just one hurricane. Around the early 1990s, scientists started discovering jumbled fields of Surprisingly fast, but beware destroying the city, and fines. In the first Superman movie, Superman flies around Earth so fast that it begins turning in the opposite direction. What if you somehow managed to make a stereo travel at twice the speed of sound, would it sound backwards to someone who was just casually sitting somewhere as it flies by? What if everyone who took the SAT guessed on every multiple-choice question? It goes through three or four cycles of this collapse and expansion 53,000,000 megatons is approximately the energy of the Chicxulub impact. The result would be some kind of nuclear explosion. What injuries would occur and what would the associated crimes be? When (if ever) did the Sun finally set on the British Empire? e.g. Assuming you are in a area with a reasonable amount of birds. It's just a matter of time. If they are radioactive, then they radiate energy. The question is, how many vehicles would it take to build a car-bridge across the Atlantic? At 53 megatons, the Tsar Bomba was the most powerful nuclear weapon ever The second of two longer shifts in release day two weeks in a row which resulted in only two releases over three weeks, resulting in the eight break in total. Evins scenario concerns neither. Should the person survive, what would be the number of bouncy balls needed to kill them? I've occasionally seen "radar enforced" on speed limit signs, and I can't help but ask: How intense would radio waves have to be to stop a car from going over the speed limit, and what would happen if this were attempted? What if the Earth were made entirely of protons, and the Moon were made entirely of electrons? Then from August 2014 there came several two week breaks, one in August, one in September and two in November, the last lasting three weeks into December, and on top of that the normal two weeks Christmas break. HIDDEN FEATURE: The inside of this book has words and pictures, plus a special UK foreword. From here on standard release day was Wednesday. What would actually happen? At what voltage would you have have to set the e-fisher? It would warm a small patch of the ocean and not do much. Regardless of the context, Randall tends to take the questions extremely literally and responds seriously to them, even if they are whimsical (such as the Yoda question). What would happen if you were in a boat, plane or a submarine that got hit by lightning? My daughter age 4.5 maintains she wants a billion-story building. Assuming you had a good coat, you would survive to the death zone and die. First after 25 releases was there a two week Christmas break before article 26 was released on December 31, 2012. NOAA. typically takes the question beyond the original scope likely intended by the reader and takes it to some extreme for humorous effect. A nuke set Well, sort of. As with a lot of these answers, just don't. Northwest, along with most of coastal China and the rest of the Pacific that engulf the forests of Indonesia, California, and the Pacific As a mole is such a high number this would be tricky. (including inside apartments). Would it eventually reach a point where it would float? The heat release is equivalent. Could a (small) rocket (with payload) be lifted to a high point in the atmosphere where it would only need a small rocket to get to escape velocity? How much physical space does the internet take up? There is no way to tell in advance which ones will develop." If every person on Earth aimed a laser pointer at the Moon at the same time, would it change color? Meteorologist Chris Landsea of the National Hurricane Center explains (via Popular Mechanics) "To change a Category 5 hurricane into a Category 2 hurricane you would have to add about a half ton of air for each square meter inside the eye, or a total of a bit more than half a billion (500,000,000) tons for a 20 km radius eye. Biking at that speed would make your body generate so much heat your core temperature would reach fatal levels in seconds. He also says this isn't the end, that over the long term, "the risk landscape could change, and in a bad way, not in a good way. According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, who get asked this question a lot, this is a very bad idea. I jokingly sent him a photo of a parrot holding a pizza slice in its beak. Reed wasn't worried about fallout. If it feels like there are more hurricanes these days than there were when you were a kid, and that they cause more damage, that's not you looking back on the past with rose-colored glasses. If winds reached 500 mph, would it pick up a human? The reason for this you can read at the Editor FAQ . 2 came out. If it's possible, what would a lunar ("holar"?) What about 1 foot? Reed died in 2007. How many fairies would fly around, if each fairy is born from the first laugh of a child and fairies were immortal? What is the longest possible sunset you can experience while driving, assuming we are obeying the speed limit and driving on paved roads? pressure from that six miles of water overhead causes it to collapse. A hurricane can release the amount of energy in a 10-megaton nuke every 20 minutes, the NOAA article says. 195 years. What would happen from the impact of the mountain falling 1 inch? After article 136 was released on April 12, 2015, Randal took a, At the time Randall wrote a note stating "What If updates are temporarily on hold, and will resume on July 14th, 2015 at 7:49:59 AM EDT.". Within a dozen or so seconds, the bubble shrinks to a minimum size, then The area is now marked by a 100-kilometer-wide scar of magma sizzling What do we do with this?'" How dangerous is it, really, to be in a swimming pool in a thunderstorm? If we hooked turbines to people exercising in gyms, how much power could we produce? This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). When, if ever, will Facebook contain more profiles of dead people than of living ones? It wasn't: "To everyone's horror, [Hurricane King] then pivoted taking an impossible 135-degree turn and began racing into Savannah, Georgia, causing $3 million in damage ($32 million today) and killing one person.". A decade or a century, depending if Facebook would still be popular. Repeat. Unlike the last article, out after almost a 15 weeks break, this one was released only a bit more than week after that. It was published on September 2, 2014, and the UK edition of the book was published on September 4, 2014. Weather Bureau said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb. "Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". blog. When they do, you have to pause between letters, making those words annoying to type. Since rainbows are caused by the refraction of the sunlight by tiny droplets of rainwater, what would rainbow look like on Earth if we had two suns like Tatooine? Stack them. How much would the sea level fall if every ship were removed all at once from the Earth's waters? the surrounding waterthat lingers for some time. If every country's airspace extended up forever, which country would own the largest percentage of the galaxy at any given time? Suppose you were to print, in 12 point text, the numeral 1 using a common cheap ink-jet printer. Not in a "scatter my ashes" sense, but, like, "throw my naked corpse out the airlock" sense. Nuclear bombs aren't powerful enough to stop a hurricane, and part of that is because they don't even do the thing you'd most need to slow the storm down. early, and expend most of their energy creating a narrow surf zone on Almost nobody would find their soul mate. The questions Randall tackles range from realistic possibilities (e.g. But beware of messing with the Texans. And let if [sic] fall into the great sea, Getting it back is another story. This comic gives ludicrous and ironic upcoming hurricane paths on an unlabelled map of the Americas that shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern South America.Blue and red dotted lines indicate the future hurricane paths. Rough estimates indicate that the inundation The what if? It would be a bunch of boulders with some patches of sand. Tropical cyclones derive their energy from vertical temperature differences, are symmetrical, and have a warm core. If everybody in the US drove west, could we temporarily halt continental drift? Other than being a really bad idea, what effect would it have? How hard would a puck have to be shot to be able to knock the goalie himself backwards into the net? With practice, it's possible to throw a book every 800 milliseconds, which means that if human attackers are sprinting towards you, you'll have three or four chances to hit them before they reach you. And cut down the great tree, "You could hear a gnat fart in that meeting," the source told Axios. into the atmosphere, they heat to a glowlike meteorsigniting global As gravity slows you and brings you to a halt, you reach the top of the skyscraper, where you reach out and pull yourself to safety. If you carry a penny in your coin tray, how long would it take for that penny to cost you more than a cent in extra gas? Kerry Emanuel, a hurricane expert at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, said, "When you see things going up all over the globe like that, the ducks are kind of in order." How long would the Sun last if a giant water hose were focused upon it? However, Trump called the site's story "ridiculous" in a tweet, adding, "I never said this. Instead, it blows a hole in the Category:Hurricanes - explain xkcd. 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions is out! Gasoline: 46 coast. The only three weeks break, the sixth break in total. Trench. The explosion at the bottom of the Mariana Trench will create a Earth would be unaffected but the human race would be wiped out due to everyone trying to get home at the same time. What if a rainstorm dropped all of its water in a single giant drop? Or looking straight up at the bolt? Intense enough to cause a medium sized nuclear explosion. All incomplete explanations are here . It turns out the ramp would need to be five miles high (8 km) to make this possible, and that would be at a speed slower than walking. If you made a beach using grains the proportionate size of the stars in the Milky Way, what would that beach look like? sprawling 400-page report produced for the Department of Defense by What would happen if all of the rivers in the US were instantly frozen in the middle of the summer? story by using. But because there are 7800 million $100 bills in circulation and about a billion are produced each year, your bills won't make much of a dent in the US economy, let alone the global economy. If I shot an infinitely strong laser beam into the sky at a random point, how much damage would it do? turbulent warm water and explosion debris. According to the report, as It hasn't set and it won't for thousands of years. Although they were presumably trying to say "hotter than the average swimming pool," this got me wondering: What is the average temperature of all water on the Earths surface, and how does that temperature compare to 39C? Then the A CEO on the other hand, would be in trouble. Aim carefully. part of the ocean. But after defeating the Nazis and inventing the atom bomb, scientists seemed to think anything was possible, including controlling the weather. bounces back, expanding outward again. The ninth break in total. First regular release. In reality, the oceans arent that deep. And the best part is, it's all humanity's fault. If an asteroid was very small but supermassive, could you really live on it like the Little Prince? The bar representing Uranium is so large that it extends onto a stack of paper taller than a human]] At what point in human history were there too many (English) books to be able to read them all in one lifetime? tsunamis. His responses are masterpieces of clarity and hilarity, studded with memorable cartoons and infographics. These turned out to be the remains of North American forests . This was announced on xkcd on January 31st when the comic 2575: What If? I figured this would be long enough to warm me up but not long enough to harm me. Why can't we do that? It was almost a year ago that two comics had been released with less than two full weeks between them (that was #147 released February 26, 2016). What if you were changing the light at the top of a radio tower and lightning struck? Join half a million readers enjoying Newsweek's free newsletters. Could it navigate? gun at a freight train. What would it take to stop an out-of-control freight train using only b.b. happens near the surface, it can create some pretty big wavesunder some (We have an idea for selling bottled Europa water.). It includes hot water but I have to pay the electric bill. I understand that the New Horizons craft used gravity assist from Jupiter to increase its speed on the way to Pluto. This warm water creates humid air, which then gets thrust upwards by tropical winds to create storm clouds. Trump allegedly continued, "asking incredulously how many hurricanes the U.S. could handle." The first of two longer shifts in release day two weeks in a row which resulted in only two releases over three weeks, resulting in the eight break in total. It's the winds that need to be slowed down to stop a hurricane, and nukes would be laughably ineffective at it. "A clean device would minimize lingering activity placed in the atmosphere," he wrote in his 1959 presentation. Can you use a magnifying glass and moonlight to light a fire? desk and steps on the 0 key, which inserts six extra zeroes: \[\text{Radius} = \left (\frac{3}{4\pi}\right) ^\frac{1}{3}\left ( \frac{40 \% \times 53000000\text{ megatons of TNT}}{\text{Mariana Trench pressure}+\text{1 ATM}} \right)^\frac{1}{3}\approx35\text{ miles}\]. 40000 people and some magic. Through the decades, theNational Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reports that researchers tried a laundry list of ways to stop hurricanes, including "seeding clouds with dry ice or silver iodide, reducing evaporation from the ocean surface with thin-layers of polymers, cooling the ocean with cryogenic material or icebergs, changing the radiational balance in the hurricane environment by absorption of sunlight with carbon black, flying jets clockwise in the eyewall to reverse the flow, exploding the hurricane apart with hydrogen bombs, and blowing the storm away from land with giant fans, etc.". column of heat creates a hot spot in the oceanmany degrees warmer than In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. Explanation []. The head of the U.S. Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except where noted. ", Still, we shouldn't stop people from dreaming. During a segment on climate change in the first presidential debate, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden claimed that Republican President Donald Trump's plan for managing hurricanes once included dropping a nuclear weapon in one. The 'reality' and consequences of using multiple cars (that are not your own) to construct a trans-Atlantic highway. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. What path would you trace on the Earth? Fat: 39 Actually, it would be more clean than it is currently! Hurricanes are some of the scariest, deadliest, most costly weather events on Earth. We still need to complete some explanations like this one: 1608: Hoverboard. Various Theoretical Models For Underwater He said, 'Maybe we should drop a nuclear weapon on them.'" When they reached That's scientist talk for "We are so screwed." More details.. shooter is at sea level and catcher is up a mountain at the extreme range of the gun. What if you shined a flashlight (or a laser) into a sphere made of one-way mirror glass? What if there was a lake on the Moon? So, you're falling from a height above the tallest building in your town, and you don't have a parachute. My daughter recently received her driver's permit in the US, and aspires to visit mainland Europe someday. This somehow turns back time [ ] How much energy would someone flying around the Earth have to exert in order to reverse the Earth's rotation? The report outlines how when a nuclear weapon goes off underwater, it asteroid hitting the Yucatanthe impact that killed most of the it would split into many islands and the Netherlands will take over. Maybe a bigger nuke could stop a hurricane? What if all of the sun's output of visible light were bundled up into a laser-like beam that had a diameter of around 1m once it reaches Earth? It's difficult to envision a practical way of moving that much air around.". Using nuclear weapons to destroy hurricanes is not a good idea, a US scientific agency has said, following reports that President . Honestly, my main motivation is to baffle someone in the distant future, but it's an interesting scientific question: what would happen to my body in orbit over the course of years, decades or centuries? But spiders are a lot more scary. Every now and then we have to insert a leap second because the Earths rotation is slowing down. serious answers to absurd questions and absurd advice for common concerns from xkcd's Randall Munroe. During this lovely dinner I was forced to liberate a small portion of wind and was relieved that I managed to do so very discretely. What English word has the most consecutive letters on the same key? to rapidly intensify. It found that every 10 years for the past four decades, "the likelihood of a hurricane developing into a major one of Category 3 or higher, with sustained winds greater than 110 miles an hour, [increased] by about 8% a decade." Randall Munroe left NASA in 2005 to start up his hugely popular site XKCD 'a web comic of romance, sarcasm, math and language' which offers a witty take on the world of science and geeks. The most obvious concern when it comes to nuking a hurricane, of course, is nuclear fallout. I've long thought about putting a flamethrower on the front of a car to melt snow and ice before you drive across it. What a great sea that would be! First two months break of at least two in a row, the 15th break in total. near future, and outlined the potential military uses and dangers of When - if ever - will the bandwidth of the Internet surpass that of FedEx? This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). On Sunday, Axios reported that Donald Trump has a rather extreme idea for hurricane preparedness: nuke the storms before they make landfall. Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". I have had a particular problem for as long as I can remember. Also, it would be many times the distance the Earth is from the Moon. convulsions. Now imagine the energy required to stop five or six a year, every year. Liquid gallium? We've been to the Moon! Of course, at that point, it might be easier to just leave Earth behind completely. Crypto What If We Nuked A Hurricane? The nature of the food chain means even radioactive plankton could end up harming much larger marine life. After World War II, atomic energy seemed like it could solve all the world's problems. that size, nor depths anywhere near that deep. We were both (luckily) amazed and surprised and I have often wondered what the odds are for something like that happening. My son (5y) asked me today: If there were a kind of a fireman's pole from the Moon down to the Earth, how long would it take to slide all the way from the Moon to the Earth? What would happen if all the bodies of water on Earth magically disappeared? What would be the most expensive way to fill a size 11 shoebox (e.g. The problem is, we already know there would be no point. What if you released a submarine into Jupiter's atmosphere? This is clear from his response to the question of what would happen if everybody on Earth stood together and jumped at the same time. With today's technology, would it be possible to launch an unmanned mission to retrieve Voyager I? much less catastrophic than a direct nuclear attack. In the year following that release only 8 articles where released including both #147 and #154. Luckily for the coast, later research paints a less dire picture. Values are as follows: Could we speed up Earths rotation, so that we do not need Leap Seconds? It would not have a big impact unless it happened during the space age. This memo has been declassified, but was never published. NOAA says the idea is still popular,noting on their official website, "During each hurricane season, there always appear suggestions that one should simply use nuclear weapons to try and destroy the storms.". It includes this rather The sixth two weeks break, tenth break in total. quickly-expanding spherical cavity of hot steam. The heat release is equivalent to a 10-megaton nuclear bomb exploding every 20 minutes. swept out to sea by a massive tsunami. This book can't stop most bullets; if you want to use it for armour, you may want a lot more than one copy. Slackers. Most of the tests, however, involved either small bombs or shallow How many flyby runs would it take to stop Jupiter completely? approach Iwo Jima as a radioactive whirlwind. off the North American coast: Quantitative study of the destructive How many fireflies would it take to match the brightness of the Sun? According to the New York Times, a study released in 2020 looked at satellite images from 1979 to the present to see what was up with hurricane activity. The second longest break up til summer 2016, the only one to have been announced. Stopping an asteroid with a laser on the other hand is a lot easier. What if you exploded a nuclear bomb (say, the Tsar Bomba) at the bottom of the Marianas Trench? Leaving aside the legal and insurance difficulties, my daughter is keen to know the maximum speed that she could expect to attain, and how many helium balloons would be required. If you have a good arm, you could probably throw this book about 45 feet. My boyfriend recently took a flight on a plane with wifi, and while he was up there, wistfully asked if I could send him a pizza. Before publishing the first what if? But just maybe as a teaser some (one) of the new from the book, might get released Only 17 days under four years after the release of #157, we finally have #158: See more details for breaks in the releases in the table with a list of all the. What do we do with this?'". Of course, thats getting a little far-fetched. Yup, we can thank climate change for deadlier hurricanes. eclipse look like? What's the likelihood this could happen? Order here! As long as you don't touch strange things and you don't swim too close to the fuel rods, it would be just like a regular pool. And if the great man took the great axe, What's the worst thing that can happen if you misuse a pressure cooker in an ordinary kitchen? The second break came a year after the first and was also a Christmas break before article 77 was released on December 31, 2013. Surprisingly littleespecially compared to what would happen if you put It seemed like a safe bet to test cloud seeding on the dying storm. Surely anything is possible if we put our minds to it, right, scientists? If all the axes were one axe, Again. What would happen if the Earth's rotation were sped up until a day only lasted one second? Interesting to see if they will begin appearing regularly again during the spring of 2017, as seems possible with three articles in less than a month and #156 was again released with less than two weeks between it and #155. What If? Her 13-year-old friend would then drive the Ferrari around, while she sits in the chair enjoying uninterrupted views of the countryside. How steep would the slope have to be to sustain the momentum needed to ride a bicycle the entire distance without pedaling? 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