: The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. Keep it friendly. Just don't expect the effects budget to be bigger than the plot holes and enjoy the ride. Bridget Heos latest picture book details a deep blue sea where all the sharks make their holiday wishes to Santa Jaws. This is Santa Jaws, from the movie of the same name. The story and the pictures are fantastic. We need to have a sequel with Harry Styles in the cast and an original Taylor Swift song. Or that it is criminal that this is the first female-directed entry in this series and represents the unequal treatment of female directors in general? For our Christmas Eve viewing, my lovely wife broke out a low-budget gem I'd never heard of. To add the following enhancements to your purchase, choose a different seller. All that is known is that he is not that into . It's much better. Gorgeous, colorful illustrations throughout the book. Director Misty Talley Writer Jake Kiernan Stars Reid Miller This is adorable and would make a perfect Christmas gift. It doesn't work and it's boring. The acting was pretty good from everyone and the film's lead Reid Miller (Play by Play, A Girl Named Jo) carries the film nicely. Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2022. Barebones so no subtitles, audio options or special features. Just saying felt like i channeled my dad with this one which makes sense because its a syfy movie!! The concept of the film makes it obvious it shouldn't be taken seriously and once that is realized it's actually a fun entertaining film. Its about choosing connection, choosing love, choosing not to have people you care about get eaten by a Christmas-crazed shark. On the other side of the holiday spectrum is the barrage of Netflix and Hallmark movies featuring a bevy of unknown babes or the wonderful Vanessa Hudgens that you know will be terrible or ridiculous or too cutesy but are fine with because you can turn them on and immerse yourself in holiday magic and think about making cookies or the possibility of time travel or just yell at the TV and have fun. / Santa thinks they sound delicious!With bouncy, delightful rhymes, Bridget Heos' Santa Jaws celebrates Christmas under the sea. He gets his wish by getting grounded. The mystical pen brings Santa Jaws to life and the shark goes into a killing frenzy. , Hardcover Special effects were typical of a very low budget movie, but fun enough. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. The shark is not necessarily a merciless killer, but is attracted to Christmas and anything associated with the holidaylike music and decorations! We love to see it. Here's a roundup of 21 salient and strange facts about the movie. There was an error retrieving your Wish Lists. Released August 15th, 2018, 'Santa Jaws' stars Reid Miller, Courtney Lauren Cummings, Jim Klock, Carrie Lazar The movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 28 min, and received a user score of 41 (out of . Santa Jaws 2018 TV-PG 1 h 28 m IMDb RATING 4.0 /10 1.3K YOUR RATING Rate Play trailer 1:01 1 Video 19 Photos Action Adventure Comedy Trying to survive his family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. Find out where to watch online amongst 45+ services including Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video. Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. Cody makes a wish to be alone, which backfires when a shark kills his entire family. Elfin sharks make toys, horn sharks trim the Christmas kelp, and cookiecutter sharks make sure Santa doesn't go hungry. Such a fun shark Christmas book! Great for classroom, library, or home read-alouds! Please try your request again later. : Also it's been added to our fun Christmas movies like the original Die Hard. Obviously I had ridiculously low expectations going into this. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness. This movie was ridiculous and I loved it. I know what I was buying. Upset about his home life, a troubled teen decides to take out his frustrations with his comic book series only to realize that the magical pen he received as a gift turned the titular shark creation into a ravenous real-world killing machine and must band his friends together to stop it. Cody makes a few additions to his new comic with a pen given to him for Christmas by his grandfather. good for her. So, when I saw that it wasnt filmed on a home video cam and the effects were slightly better than Sharknado, I was pleasantly surprised. This was good fun, I enjoyed the comic book Celler Dweller angle. Santa Jaws by Bridget Heos, Galia Bernstein (Illustrator) (0) Board Book $8.99 Hardcover $15.99 eBook $10.99 Board Book $8.99 View All Available Formats & Editions Ship This Item Qualifies for Free Shipping Unavailable for pickup at B&N Clybourn Check Availability at Nearby Stores Instant Purchase And may you take a moment to realize whats important to you, what you love, and what makes you feel good. Please try again. Love Actually has haunted us for years, with each new year, new viewing, bringing a fresh batch of newly woke people realizing Love Actually is actually kind of trash. - Do not use the most hated movie trope of all time. Thats up to the eye of the beholder. The only difference? . But I wont. And Santa Jaws understands this very well. If you get dealt something called Santa Jaws about a Santa hat wearing killer shark you gotta roll with it. While kids write notes to Santa Claus, / Sharks line up for Santa Jaws. If you watch it for the fun that it is, you will enjoy it as the characters are stereotypical of what you expect as well as being well directed. It makes my kids laugh, but also learn a little about sharks too. Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks, spreading cheer wherever he goes. I COULD TALK ABOUT WEIRD TANGENTIAL CONNECTIONS IN SHARK MOVIES FOREVER. Just when you thought it was safe to drink egg nog by the seaside Stellar Christmas-themed killer shark effort, A new Christmas movie to watch every year (more than once). Top subscription boxes right to your door, 1996-2023, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates, Eligible for Return, Refund or Replacement within 30 days of receipt, Learn more how customers reviews work on Amazon. You get what you pay for with "Santa Jaws". Help others learn more about this product by uploading a video! I was prepared for bad acting, I was prepared for terrible effect I.E. The colorful illustrations put the ocean theme to good use: The pictures are cartoony, but the blue and green color palette is decorated with realistically . Very skilled actors performing a poorly written script, which is exactly what you're expecting (and admit it, hoping for) from movies like this. Tran has some great lines and Scott Allen Perry - Found Footage 3D - is pretty funny as a dodgy comic book store owner. "An inviting, informational, and celebratory book for shark fans." you see when we first see Clark in Santa Jaws, he appears as a simple man; just someone trying to make an honest living. This was recommended by a friend and it must be popular because it took several weeks to get it from the library. I know I turn on the Christmas movies I do to evoke those special moments endeared to me that are fleeting or sometimes all the way gone. I have seen better cgi on Saturday morning cartoons. Santa Jaws 2018 Directed by Misty Talley Synopsis Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. The DVD case clearly states "Dolby Digital 5.1," but as you can see from the screenshot, the disc actually only contains stereo audio. Won't say more so it doesn't spoil anything but just brilliant. Access codes and supplements are not guaranteed with used items. . Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. $100 million [3] The Deep is a 1977 adventure film based on Peter Benchley 's 1976 novel of the same name. : "Santa Jaws" sounds preposterous, and it is. near the climax of the movie after the tragic death of Steve at the hands of Santa Jaws the group seek wisdom and guidance from Clark, when they see him, they meet Svetlana who could be seen as Eve but that's for another time. Of course there isn't much of a serious plot. From ugly Christmas sweaters to reindeer ears, there are tons of options. very good movie would watch again, Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2022. Try again. When I found this 2018 movie titled "Santa Jaws", I must admit that I was immediately intrigued. Oh, there is a magic pen. This emotional uncanny valley between wait, what actually happened? and look I can turn on a movie! is where Santa Jaws LIVES a deep sea cavern of implausibility nestled between Its a Christmas movie! and Its a shark movie!. Santa Jaws understands the importance of a holiday budget. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! 10/10, was amazing, best Christmas book I've ever read, highly recommend, will cure your acne, Usually gimmicky books arent the most entertaining, but this one is! Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Now, to be clear: I absolutely would have still purchased this if I knew it only had stereo audio. Using your mobile phone camera - scan the code below and download the Kindle app. Well, to tone down the terror and bring out the cheer, Santa Jaws has a colorful grill of seasonal colors. A fun rhyming story about how sharks celebrate Christmas in the ocean. Santa Jaws by Misty Talley, 2018 Starring: Reid Miller, Courtney Lauren Cummings, Jim Klock, Carrie Lazar, Arthur Marroquin, Miles Doleac, Haviland Stillwell, Hawn Tran, Scott Allen Perry,. ; and more than one hundred other childrens books. 2018 This is AMAZING! Honorable mention: a dreamy Haviland Stillwell. It's supposedly part of that awful intentionally bad cgi ironic subgenre of winking crap movies that are crap for reasons they don't realize. : Directed by Misty Talley. : If you're "diving" into Christmas Horrors this season, Misty Talley's 'Santa Jaws' is a MUST WATCH lol "It was fun. Dont worry, it wont take long. I'll tend to give them 4-6/10 if they were successfully entertaining for that, and if they don't pull it off then it's a crash & burn down to 1*. Budget. The location is nice and the cast is good. the scene of the christmas shark sinking into the water with ave maria playing made watching this whole thing worth it, Just when you thought it was safe to watch a horror with kids on bikes. This is the Christmas book to add to your collection this year. Uh hello, brilliant. You're almost there! , Release date A cheap, schlocky movie that would be hilariously bad. Immediate caveat: This isn't the movie you think it is. The amount of times Ive cut up my mouth with a candy cane That stuff is dangerous. Yes it is so bad it's good. Get ready for a ride on Santa's sled (pulled, of course, by hammerheads) in this joyful holiday tale! / They tell him all their Christmas wishes. Meanwhile, Santa Jaws is preparing to emcee Surfside Playhouse's Vaudeville Holiday Show, which also opens Dec. 10. 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